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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

More seniors are using cannabis than ever before despite health risks, research shows - Fox News

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

SEC Raises Legal Questions Over Proposed Ethereum, Solana ETFs - Decrypt

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

How NASA Plans To Deal With Death In Space - Jalopnik

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

New COVID-19 variant detected in Washington state, health officials say - KING5.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Live Updates From Apple WWDC 2025 🔴 - Gizmodo

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nintendo Switch 2 owners urged not to skip crucial step setting up their new consoles - GAMINGbible

No way

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

So, the docs changed it to read

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

How can I decorate my house creatively?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

23andMe Sets New Auction With $305 Million New Bid From Ex-CEO - Bloomberg

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

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Why are Republicans such intolerant people?